Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by
MckMama. You can head over to
her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh. It's Not Me! Monday time again...
Oh. My. Gosh! Do I have a story for you this week!
(A little background before I begin)
This afternoon Kelvin told Luke to clean his room. While Kelvin was in the study, studying (what else?) I went upstairs to ask him a question. Luke's door was cracked, and I thought I would look in on him. I was taken a little bit by surprise when I saw a little rear end in my face. He was totally naked playing in his room. So, I tiptoed to the study at the other end of the hall and whispered to Kelvin to come take a look...
Okay, so my son is
not totally naked, not one stitch of clothing on playing in his room today. I did
not sneak to the end of the hallway to get my husband in on the spying action. When peeking through the door of Luke's room we did
not watch in utter shock and disbelief when our son (umm, Kelvin's son) playing happily along, picks up a toy and pees in it! My mouth did
not fall to the floor in complete and utter horror, and Kelvin and I were
not biting our cheeks so we wouldn't laugh. Luke did
not gingerly set the container (Carleigh's doll house couch turned upside down, now pee container) on his play workbench, and Kelvin did
not peek his head in the door of Luke's room and tell him to very carefully pick up the said couch/pee container and dump it carefully into the toilet, at which point Luke's eyes were
not as big as saucers! Kelvin did
not ask Luke why he peed in the couch toy, and Luke did
not respond with, "I had to go!" (I cannot make this up people! This is one of those stories that makes me wonder about so many things...does Luke relieve himself in toys frequently? What does he do with the container afterward? Hmm, I am troubled.)
We did
not buy crawfish and boil it up and eat it on our back porch while sitting on our new patio furniture (anniversary gift to ourselves ;) ) and enjoy every bite! Our oldest daughter did
not learn to peel her own crawfish and almost out eat me!
I did
not get a really great pedicure and sit by one of my very best friends in the whole world! Nah, not me!
I did
not have the sweetest girl helping me organize the kids play room and actually finish the project in one day!! (Hallelujah!)
I did
not get up well before the crack of dawn the other day to attend "bring a friend day" at the boot camp for women with my friend and just about die trying to walk the next day! Not me! I am totally in shape after having had my fourth child!
I am
not still surprised every time I tell someone I have four children. What's the big deal?!
I was
not totally proud of myself for being able to nurse Cora in church this morning undetected! (or so I think)
Well, it is waaaay past my bedtime, so this is all the Not Me! we're going to explore today. Have a good one!