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Monday, October 27, 2008

Not Me! Monday

I read a very funny lady's blog every day. She is inspiring and hilarious all at the same time. Her faith is very large, and God has a special place in Heaven for her...she is the mother to almost 4 children 3, 2, 1 and a newborn in a couple of days!! Anyway, this is a little thing she has created for her and her blog readers to have a little bit of fun "being brutally honest and living to tell about it."
So here goes my very first "Not Me Monday" post...

This past week, I most certainly did not unknowingly wear my cute little (relatively speaking of course) maternity cargo pants backward and not realize it until I tried to put something in my pocket. Nope, not me.

It was not me who ate all those missing Twix miniature candy bars! I don't know what happened to those!

I did not laugh almost hysterically with tears streaming down my face when Luke snuck away from our bedtime prayers to grab a cookie from the kitchen or when Kelvin was trying to punish him for something else...nope, not me!

The other day when my girlfriend and I went to lunch, I did not eat all of my California rolls, a couple of hers, my salad, and soup, and then order a plate full of veggie fried rice! That was not me!

You did not see me go through the Burger King drive through because I couldn't resist the smell. I don't eat fast food, so it could not have been me!

When a friend of mine was telling me about her friend who told her he and his wife were pregnant with their 4th child and were just now telling people because the "shock and horror" had finally worn off, I did not totally relate and and know exactly how he felt, because it would be crazy to think I was pregnant with our 4th child! Nope, not me.

I did not just kiss my husband and oldest daughter bye as he left to take her to the ER because she did not do a flying leap over Luke into the bottom of the couch and probably breaking or dislocating her collar bone or shoulder! Things like that don't happen at my house!

I did not give my permission to Carleigh to take Luke's x-rays from his finger to show and tell today, because (for crying-out-loud) my kids are not accident prone, especially Luke, and would never fall on a rock at the deer lease and almost break his pinky finger and have to go to the doctor for x-rays!

My son Luke, surely did not have at complete melt down when He realized Carleigh took his x-rays to school for show and tell, and he couldn't have yelled and screamed at her with tears rolling down his face that he would never let her play in his room again; and he most certainly did not tell her he hates her, because he loves her dearly (truly) and knows we don't use that word in our house! So, that could not have been my son!

And it's not almost 10 p.m. and my precious Emma is certainly not awake. Not her, because she's my sweet child and would never keep her pregnant mommy up this late.
Well, I'm sure there is much more I could tell you, but I don't have the brain cells left to remember everything. I'll try to do better with my next Not Me! Monday post. I hope you'll join in the fun. Follow the link for instructions, and if you don't have a blog or don't want to play along, at least comment so we can see what you didn't do! Have fun! Click on the original Not Me! Monday post. (Click on the highlighted words.)
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